I may be partial to well lit and overly friendly sex shops but I know that others prefer a little edge, a little danger, and frankly a little dirt, in their sex toy shopping experience.
To each their own, I say. But I simply can't recommend anyone purchase the products on this years list of spooky sex toys. Some are bad ideas, some are dangerously made, and others are ghoulish by their very existence. You won't find any links to purchase, but each entry has a photo and brief description of the erotic train wreck I'm helping you avoid.
Happy Halloween, and you're welcome: Scary Sex Toys
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Cory,
I usually agree with nearly every product that makes your “scary” list as most represent a physical danger to a person’s body. This resonates well with our own conversations with customers regarding products: Do what excites you with said product but do not hurt yourself (this includes not using dangerous toys).
That being said, I will quibble over your recent addition of Masque. It represents no (known) physical danger to user or recipient (any allergies aside). The reviewer you linked to didn’t do her research and incorrectly (and sarcastically) relays the product is meant to make a penis taste better. In other words, an erroneous review that can’t be considered credible.
Lastly, the product helps people who simply dislike the flavor of semen yet still wish to give this act of connection, giving, and intimacy to their loved one. Comparing it to having sex while snockered on Stoli is apples to oranges because the Masque user is wanting to perform the act. A better comparison could be hot water and soap. A penis gone unwashed for days would take some getting used to in the taste department, so hurrah for modern hygiene practices. Likewise for many aspects of sexual interaction.
Thank you for your time,
Jake P.