General Sex QuotesLiterature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
Sex Researcher QuotesThe great question that has never been answered and which I have not get been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a women want?
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
~Masters and Johnson
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
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Sex and Pornography QuotesThe difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
If looking at porn makes you kill people, then Joe Matt should be the biggest serial killer ever. Bundy may have believed that porn made him a murderer, but the experience of millions of peaceful non-murdering porn-consumers around the world proves him wrong.
What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.
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Sex and Masturbation QuotesThe good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
Sex & Religion QuotesWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
~George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
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