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Updated November 17, 2013

General Sex Quotes

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
~ James A. Baldwin

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
~ David Lodge


The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~ Lord Chesterfield

Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~ Quentin Crisp

It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
~ Woody Allen

Sex Researcher Quotes

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not get been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a women want?
~ Sigmund Freud


The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
~ Alfred Kinsey

A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
~ Masters and Johnson

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
~ Alex Comfort


On Pornography

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
~ Gloria Leonard


My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~ Erica Jong

If looking at porn makes you kill people, then Joe Matt should be the biggest serial killer ever. Bundy may have believed that porn made him a murderer, but the experience of millions of peaceful non-murdering porn-consumers around the world proves him wrong.
~ Chester Brown

What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.
~Susan Sontag

On Sex and Religion

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
~ George Bernard Shaw


I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~ John Waters

God created sex. Priests created marriage.
~ Voltaire


On Masturbation

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~ Truman Capote


If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
~ George Carlin

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
~ Karl Marx

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
~ Woody Allen

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