Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
~ James A. Baldwin
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
~ David Lodge
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
~ Lord Chesterfield
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
~ Quentin Crisp
It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
~ Woody Allen
~ Sigmund Freud
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
~ Alfred Kinsey
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
~ Masters and Johnson
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
~ Alex Comfort
~ Gloria Leonard
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~ Erica Jong
If looking at porn makes you kill people, then Joe Matt should be the biggest serial killer ever. Bundy may have believed that porn made him a murderer, but the experience of millions of peaceful non-murdering porn-consumers around the world proves him wrong.
~ Chester Brown
What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.
~ George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~ John Waters
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~ Truman Capote
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
~ George Carlin
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
~ Karl Marx
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
~ Woody Allen