Give me chastity and continence - but not yet.
~Saint Augustine
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
~Voltaire
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
~Robin Williams
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
~George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
~John Waters
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