There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ Somerset Maugham
Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
~ Richard Feynman
The best contraceptive in the world is a good education.
~ Dr. Joycelyn Elders
What is peculiar to modern societies is not that they consigned sex to a shadow existence, but that they dedicated themselves to speaking of it ad infinitum, while exploiting it as the secret.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
~ Gore Vidal
When people are fed and clothed, then they think about sex.
~K’ung Fu-Tzu (Confucius)
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
~Hunter S. Thompson
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
~James A. Baldwin
Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.