Once you've got all your luxury sex toy shopping out of the way the budget shopping begins. Whether it's the perfect stocking stuffer for your new lover, an (appropriate) sexual themed gag gift for the office Secret Santa, or a small reminder that the holidays aren't just about family-rated fun, here is a line-up of new and old favorites from my favorite sex toy retailers to suit shopping budgets great and small.
Because good bargains never go out of style, you can see last year's picks on page 2.
Where’s Dildo
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From the folks who brought us Naughty Crosswords comes this new collection of 100 sexy mind games. Brainteasers, visual puzzles, trivia, sodoku, word scrambles and more, all with an erotic twist. It’s a perfect way to tell someone you love them for their mind and their body. $13
Bnaughty
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A great update on a classic bullet vibrator, the Bnaughty has a velvety soft exterior but offers the strength of a hard plastic vibrator. Waterproof and multi-speed, it’s also available in three handsome colors (red, black, and mahogany). Perfect for first time vibrator owners and old pros looking for a stylish travel friendly toy. $28
Good Clean Love
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Good for your body and good fro the earth, Good Clean Love makes organic and “99.99%” vegan lubricants. Infused with a touch of lemon and vanilla they are petroleum free and come in both flavored and unflavored styles. Personal lubricant literally reduces the stress of all holiday interactions; although I’d recommend only giving this to someone you plan on having intimate interactions with. $16
Tantric Sex Deck
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A beautifully illustrated deck of fifty cards offer a little of the history of Tantra along with modern how-to interpretations of the ancient text. Tips on tapping into a deeper sexual energy, exploring multiple orgasms, playing with roles, and more are offered in an easy to follow and non threatening way. You can give the whole deck, or buy it and then dole out the cards one at a time for a long lasting gift (to go with your new 24 hour long orgasms). $15
Snowball Vibe
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Snowball is one of a series of micro vibrators whose calm exteriors and cutesy looks betray a powerful vibrator lying in wait. Turn it on and the buzz is intense. Snowball isn’t top quality, but it’s not top dollar either. Great introductory vibe, particularly for toy collectors and Hello Kitty fans. $12.00
Hot & Sticky Notes
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I appreciate the theory of these sex themed sticky notes enough to recommend them; but I’m not sure how practical it is to start leaving notes around the house detailing what exactly you want to do with your lover, where, when, and for how long. On the other hand, it will force you to develop your creativity by finding places private enough not to get you in trouble, and public enough to make your partner blush exactly the way you want them to. $9
Colore Moi Body Paint
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I’ve heard nothing but good things about this newest edible body paint, and it’s no surprise given that it’s from the ingenious and sex loving Fun Factory. They can be applied equally well with a brush or your fingers, body painting is a great way to get primal in the bedroom (only, you should probably avoid getting primal on your favorite sheets). Available in flavors like licorice, vanilla, lime, and mint, and about eight different colors. $16
Bootie
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I’ve seen a lot of butt plugs in my time, and Bootie has to be the cutest one I’ve ever come across. Its compact size, seamless construction, and tapered tip and base make it great for beginners, and its curve offers prostate stimulation for guys. If you’re even thinking “anal sex toy” for the holidays, think Bootie. $33
Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps
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Waterproof and wireless, these vibrating nipple clamps don’t pinch as much as they hug, providing a subtle stimulation that’s great on lots of body parts. The color and velvety coating creates a much more inviting kind of pinch than one might imagine from a toy that has the word “nipple” and “clamp” in it. Plus they can double as clip on earrings for a last minute holiday office party. $22
Lifestyles SKYN Condoms
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Yes, that’s right, I’m suggesting condoms as a holiday gift. It’s the gift that says I care about your health and I hope you get laid. But the real reason that SKYN is making it on my gift list is that it’s the first non latex condom to be approved by the FDA for protection against pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases. They’re great for people with latex allergies, and almost half the price of the other non latex condoms. $15
