If you’re looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day that's more erotic and romantic than pornographic (not that there's anything wrong with that), check out these local Valentine’s Day events from across the country and around the world.
Naked at the Museum Scavenger HuntsIf you’re in New York City, Watson Adventures Scavenger Hunts is offering their Naked at the Met Scavenger Hunt. From the website:
“Search for nudity in art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. You’ll scrutinize paintings, sculptures, period rooms, sultry sirens, a literally bronzed Adonis, a medieval codpiece, an incontinent Cupid, and a randy reveler who’ll make you exclaim, 'I never sausage behavior!' No previous experience with art, or nudity, is required."
The Smithsonian National Zoo is holding their fifth annual Woo at the Zoo, where you visitors (must be over 21, but I think this has more to do with the alcohol served than the level of explicit sexuality on display) get a tour and talk with a reproductive physiologist and one of the animal keepers (guess who has the real dirt). Other city zoo's offer a similar peek into non-human animal love. A quick search turned up events in Detroit, Tucson, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia.
Valentine’s Day Zoo Tours
Last year the German national railway ran a “flirt express” train on Valentine’s Day, and this year there are far more Valentine’s train opportunities. The marketing for these offers fails to mention this, but in almost every way, sex on a train is much better than sex on other forms of public transportation. I’m just saying.
Ride the Love Train
What better way to cement a relationship than to put yourself unnecessarily in harms way...together. Soaring Adventures of America, a Connecticut-based outfit, offers a wide range of packages from pilots around the country and thankfully boasts a 100% safety record. For the lonely hearts this Valentine's Day, they also offer something called the "The Mile High Glider Ride for One Person." I don't think this is an official mile high experience, but it's nice that they're thinking of all of us.
Take a Valentine's Day Hot Air Balloon, Glider, or Skydiving Ride
Invite your Valentine to Join the Real Mile High Club
Declare your love, in a biblical sense, 5,280 feet in the air, and make you and your lover charter members of the Mile High Club. The most recent US company to offer this looks a bit rickety, but the UK based offering seems okay (if you've got an extra five thousand pounds to spend).