If you’re looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day and you want to keep the sexual theme without the porn soundtrack, check out these local Valentine’s Day events from across the country all with at least a slight sexual twist.
Erotic Arts & Crafts Fair
If you're looking for inspiration for a crafty Valentine's Day gift, or maybe you're more of the craft buyer than craft maker, check out Toronto, Canada's
5th Annual Erotic Arts & Crafts Fair. Taking place at a funky downtown boutique hotel, vendors will be peddling their knitted restraints, hand blown glass dildos, latex clothing, and more. Saturday, February 12th, 2011. From noon to 8pm.
Naked at the Museum Scavenger Hunts
If you’re in New York, Chicago, Boston, San Francisco, LA, Philadelphia, or DC, a company called Watson Adventures Scavenger Hunts is putting on a
Naked at the Met Scavenger Hunt. From the website:
“Search for nudity in art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. You’ll scrutinize paintings, sculptures, period rooms, sultry sirens, a literally bronzed Adonis, a medieval codpiece, an incontinent Cupid, and a randy reveler who’ll make you exclaim, 'I never sausage behavior!' No previous experience with art, or nudity, is required."
Valentine’s Day Zoo Tours
The SF Zoo has been giving
"Woo at the Zoo" tours for over 20 years focusing on the sexual and mating behaviors of animals. Many other Zoo’s have joined in (a quick search turned up Zoo Lover tours in
Battle Creek, Michigan,
Minneapolis,
Los Angeles, and
Philadelphia.
Ride the Love Train
Last year the German national railway ran a “flirt express” train on Valentine’s Day, and this year there are far more
Valentine’s train opportunities. The marketing for these offers fails to mention this, but in almost every way, sex on a train is much better than sex on other forms of public transportation. I’m just saying.
Take a Valentine's Day Hot Air Balloon, Glider, or Skydiving Ride
What better way to cement a relationship than to put yourself unnecessarily in harms way...together.
Soaring Adventures of America, a Connecticut-based outfit, offers a wide range of packages from pilots around the country and thankfully boasts a 100% safety record. For the lonely hearts this Valentine's Day, they also offer something called the "The Mile High Glider Ride for One Person." I don't think this is an official mile high experience, but it's nice that they're thinking of all of us.
Invite your Valentine to Join the Real Mile High Club
Declare your love, in a biblical sense, 5,280 feet in the air, and make you and your lover charter members of the Mile High Club. The offerings change each year but there are several small charter flight companies that offer a pilot and a plane that has a privacy barrier between cockpit and cabin, and for anywhere between $300-$1000 you can go up and down (and up and down) for a Valentine's day romp you won't soon forget.
