Sexy Stocking Stuffers

If you're looking for a gift that offers clitoral stimulation, whimsy, and a nod to the Old Testament, the SinFive Eve is certainly your best (and possibly your only) bet.  An elastomer leaf with a micro vibrator tucked in the back, Eve encourages full body exploration, and doubles as a great fantasy role play prop.  Also a great sex toy gift for the arboriculturalists on your holiday lists.  $20

This bondage tape sticks to itself but not to your skin.  It has a shiny finish that looks and feels great as it wraps around body parts, and it's easy to use and difficult to mess up (perfect for those of us whose co-ordination doesn't always match our desires).  It's also reusable a few times, just unwrap it, smooth it out, and store it until next time. A fun way to introduce bondage for those who might find leather, metal, or rope either threatening or a turn off.  $18

A great gift for the frustrated erotic artist, or anyone who has time to doodle and needs a little imagination boost.  Dirty Doodles offers everything from pictures to be colored in, to half-finished images, to suggestive blank canvases waiting for you to pour your sexual mind and creativity out on the page.  $15

Most edible products manufactured for sex stores are, at best, disappointing and at worst leave a terrible taste in your mouth, both literally and figuratively.  This series of chocolate bars from Bloomsberry & Co. aren't made especially for use during sex, but the chocolate is very yummy, and the packaging is suitably adorable and suggestive.  With milk chocolate bars including "Eat Me: The Chocolate Bar that knows what it wants" and "Oral Pleasure: Here for a good time, not a long time", and dark chocolate bars like "Things Get A Lot More Exciting in the Dark" your lover will probably get your meaning, and appreciate it more than another Terry's Chocolate Orange. $5 each.

Jimmyjane makes sex toys worth gifting, and their new ceramic massage stones are no exception.  Two massagers each with stimulating edges and curves, can be warmed up to soothe or cooled down to refresh.  Great for use with a massage oil, and a stylish way to let a partner know there are areas on both your bodies that are yet to be explored.  $25

These were on my list last year, but what can I say, great sex toy gifts for guys are hard to come buy.  Also, the price has gone down, making these eggs an even better deal. A stretchy but durable penis sleeve comes stored in discreet plastic egg. Put a little lubricant inside the sleeve and you won’t recognize the feeling of your own hand. These textured sleeves also work great over vibrators as a way of softening the feel and adding some texture. Available in six styles, and if you buy a half dozen it comes in an egg carton. $8.50

Not strictly speaking a sex toy, but a sex gift that belongs in everyone’s stocking. Each of the 30 cards in this beautifully produced box contain a suggested "seduction" crafted by Susie Bright to maximize possibilities and inspire exploration and sexual creativity. Each seduction opens up a world of sexual possibility and a thousand sexual conversations, without judgment or pedantry. Risqué, respectful, and ultimately just a rollicking good time, I Dare You is perfect for couples of all stripes who want to expand their sexual horizons and have hot fun sex while their doing it. $15

If you're looking for a holiday sex toy gift that will be particularly useful around the holidays, these cuffs are part of a Sportsheet line of toys designed for use in the shower (which, when you have a house full of relatives, may be the only place you get enough privacy for sex).  Simple neoprene cuffs that are comfy and secure with Velcro are anchored to heavy duty suction cups that will stick to any shower wall surface.  $24

More actual information than one might expect from a pop up book, the Pop Up Kama Sutra features historical background and text covering the principles of Tantra, as well as six different pop up illustrations for an old school interactive sex guide that may be more cute than practical, but still offers tips and suggestion enough to get your interest across.  $25

A great sex toy stocking stuffer for a first time vibrator user, these one touch, one speed bullet vibrators each come with a soft silicone sleeve that softens the vibration and also makes the toy quieter to use.  They're perfect for travel and completely unintimidating (providing you don't have fears about bunnies, dolphins, and teddy bears).  $13